How I Bought My New BMW Wide-ass Motorbike

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ztsPIoI65A&feature=youtu.be

I need to know where I can purchase a whale foreskin-lined adventure riding suit for my wide-ass BMW motorbike so I can show those poser KTM riders how it is done.

As well, I would like to buy pre-scuffed aluminum side bags so I won't actually have to "fall down" first to resemble a real Adventure Rider.

LowCal 250 Motorcycle rally, April 23, 2011

Well, I ended up coming in 11th out of 28! Not too shabby for my first motorcycle rally.

I also ended up with the distinction of riding the most miles.

Here are the results: http://www.lowcal250.com/2011.htm

Thanks to my mom for provding short-notice assistance with 1120 points (280 points each for 4 people photographed inside the IB surfboard sculpures).

I headed due east to visit the Whistler Mudpots in Imperial. Then to Salvation Mountain. I snapped up points at Butterfield Ranch off the S-2 and decoded the Aztec calendar @ SDSU for almost 400 points. I bypassed Julian and made it back with 4 minutes to spare. Now THAT is cutting it close.

 

The wind was tough. It lifted a 500 lb bike off the ground. Rough stuff.

 http://www.LowCal250.com

And here you have the first--and likely last--post!

The girls

The Bike

Just wait until my web friends see me now...