How to fix anything, anywhere, any time

Ol' grand dad always said that WD-40, duct tape and a big hammer will fix anything.

Please use this handy  flowchart to fix what ails ya.

And for future reference, here's what you need on any long distance motorbike ride:

So...

That got me to thinking...what other tools are indispensable on the road, far from home, in the dark?

I'd be interested in hearing what you always carry with you.

Here are some ideas:

1.  Vise grips are adjustable pliers that you can lock in place, and they come in handy when you need an extra hand but only have your own two mitts to work with.  

2.  Flashlight 

3.  Credit card! 

4.  Smith & Wesson.  Uh, I'll have to look at that one... 

5.  Cable ties, baling wire, string/rope.

And if that doesn't do the trick, these items may help...